The first time we drove to Alaska in 2004 the customs/border
control agent had very little to say besides “Nice pooch, eh” and “Who do you
like in the (hockey) game tonight?”
Not so this time around.
“What brings you to Canada?”
“Where are you staying?”
“How long are you staying at the Embassy Suites?”
“Are you visiting anyone in Canada?”
“Do you know anyone in Canada?”
“Where are you traveling from?”
“How long did you live in New York?”
“Why did you live in New York?”
“What is your final destination?”
“When do you expect to reach Alaska?”
“Bikini, thong or granny panties, miss?”
“Boxers or briefs, sir?” (Please note: Replying “Neither” to this question, will only lead to more questions.)
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