He said, she said: Lost and found

He said: “I can’t find my watch. Where’s my wallet? Have you seen my keys? Someone came into this room while we were at breakfast and stole the portable Wi-Fi device!!!! I’m lodging a complaint.”

She said: “Here’s your watch. Your wallet is over there with your keys, and the Wi-Fi device is under the sheet on the bed where you left it. Guess who's getting  a man purse for Christmas?”