She said: “Do you know where the Band-Aids are?”
He said: “You packed Band-Aids?”
She said: “You packed a bottle opener.”
He said: “I didn’t pack it. It’s on my keychain. If we need Band-Aids, we can stop at a drugstore. What the hell else did you bring that
we don’t need?”
She said: “Well, certainly NOT a nearly-full bottle of Tide,
two bags of cotton balls, some Bacitracin, four bars of soap, a corkscrew, two
pink umbrellas or one half-empty bottle of nail polish remover.”
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